March 2012
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
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meg: I don't know why but I have a loaf challah
me: what where did it come from?
meg: hot & crusty ohyeaaaah
me: ew.
meg: peeta made it, no burns
me: peeta is hot and crusty.
meg: ew.
Feb 29th
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Grandma: I remember last year I was watching the Oscars, because Jesse..
Me: Yeah, I know.
Granda: Because Jesse Eisenberg was there...
Me: I know. I know.
Grandma: And he's Janet's grandson..
Me: Yeah.
Grandma: And I was so proud of him!
Me: I'M SORRY I COULDN'T BE IN THE SOCIAL NETWORK, GRANDMA!
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Catcher in the Rye in 140 characters.
phillipgallagher: My name is Holden Caulfield and I’m jaded, cynical asshole. Everyone can relate to me because I’m an angsty teenager! Where do the ducks go?
Feb 26th
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